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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 10:41
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Matted Dog Lived Alone On A Rooftop For Years — Then Hope Arrived - The Dodo - For Animal People
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 now shows you microtransaction ads when you swap weapons - Eurogamer
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What’s the best way to get over someone you love?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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